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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Valtteri » Sat May 14, 2016 6:05 pm

No more racist jokes.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby kinetism » Sat May 14, 2016 6:13 pm

http://unijokes.com/

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Aero » Sat May 14, 2016 7:11 pm

Valtteri wrote:No more racist jokes.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup!"

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby ProngoKingdom » Sat May 14, 2016 9:46 pm

Can a match box?

No, but a tin can.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MistakesWereMade » Sat May 14, 2016 10:41 pm

Where did Cindy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MECHDRAGON777 » Sun May 15, 2016 2:45 am

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SnifitGuy wrote:Once there was a man
that typed comments in lines of three.
I do not know why.
5-8-5? You messed up your haiku.
Maybe he forgot
that haikus are syllables
and not words in length
How do you give this
(a web page url that is now)
in a Haiku format?
http://writeahaiku.com/#

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Enjl » Sun May 15, 2016 9:19 am

URL is 3 syllables :P
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby SomeRandomGuy » Sun May 15, 2016 9:28 am

Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Mable » Sun May 15, 2016 10:12 am

SomeRandomGuy wrote:Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just bc you copied this from the last page atill doesn't make it actually funny.

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby SomeRandomGuy » Sun May 15, 2016 12:38 pm

Tinkerbell wrote:
SomeRandomGuy wrote:Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just bc you copied this from the last page atill doesn't make it actually funny.
Honestly, I didn't read this topic, I just posted this. Didn't know someone already said that xD

I'll find a new joke then
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby SomeRandomGuy » Sun May 15, 2016 12:44 pm

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MistakesWereMade » Sun May 15, 2016 5:53 pm

What's the difference between Robin Williams and a cow?

You can't milk a dead cow

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby TheLordKhon » Sun May 15, 2016 5:54 pm

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby SomeRandomGuy » Sun May 15, 2016 6:05 pm

TheLordKhon wrote:Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
That's quite nice of a reply you have there
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Metroidologist X7 » Sun May 15, 2016 6:54 pm

A doctor, an engineer, and a programmer were chatting about which of their jobs was the oldest one.

-Doctor: The Holy Bible says God created Eve with one of Adam's ribs. That was obviously an act of surgery, so the Medicine is the oldest job.
-Engineer: Yes, but before that, the Bible says God separated the order from the chaos. That was a perfect engineering act.
-Programmer: But how do you think God created the chaos?
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Zeldamaster12 » Sun May 15, 2016 6:55 pm

Enough offensive jokes, jeez lol
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby SomeRandomGuy » Sun May 15, 2016 7:33 pm

They aren't offensive, they're funny.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Kitti and Minni » Sun May 15, 2016 7:42 pm

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Aero » Sun May 15, 2016 7:58 pm

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby ProngoKingdom » Sun May 15, 2016 9:38 pm

What does a sister have that a brother doesn't?

A brother.
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