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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby underFlo » Wed May 11, 2016 11:07 am

Thanks everyone for derailing this thread.

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

This is pretty interesting.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby PixelPest » Wed May 11, 2016 11:36 am

Anyone want to hear a Sodium joke?
> Na

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Pseudo » Wed May 11, 2016 11:58 am

Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Metroidologist X7 » Wed May 11, 2016 12:17 pm

If a person who drinks a lot of alcohol becomes alcoholic, and I drink a lot of Fanta™,

will I become fantastic?
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby PixelPest » Wed May 11, 2016 12:20 pm

Metroidologist X7 wrote:If a person who drinks a lot of alcohol becomes alcoholic, and I drink a lot of Fanta™,

will I become fantastic?
No. Fantaic

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby TheLordKhon » Wed May 11, 2016 12:21 pm

Also, Khon, that's pretty borderline inappropriate humor. I'll allow it, but let's not go ANY further down that road OK?
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Saltlord » Wed May 11, 2016 12:25 pm

*terrible joke incoming*

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally...

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby HVMetal » Wed May 11, 2016 12:47 pm

I wanted to tell a joke about chemistry, but I don't think if anyone would react to it.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can't put it down.

-What do you get if you combine a snake with a kangaroo?
-???
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-Hiii Steeeve...
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Aero » Wed May 11, 2016 1:57 pm

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Waddle » Wed May 11, 2016 3:56 pm

Spinda wrote:Thanks everyone for derailing this thread.

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

This is pretty interesting.
I just read that entire fucking thing

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby underFlo » Wed May 11, 2016 4:42 pm

Hey at least you didn't skip to the end
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby SnifitGuy » Wed May 11, 2016 5:36 pm

This is the perfect opportunity to say "This thread"
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby mechamind » Wed May 11, 2016 8:13 pm

PixelPest wrote:Anyone want to hear a Sodium joke?
> Na
Pseudo-dino wrote:Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Au... :cry:
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The Thwomp King wrote: Should I be offended or proud? XD hahaha
oh my god did you just ping everyone again
http://www.supermariobrosx.org/forums/v ... 48&t=13185

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby HenryRichard » Wed May 11, 2016 9:58 pm

That was comedy gold.

Spinda wrote:http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

This is pretty interesting.
I read that whole thing and laughed at the end because the punchline was incredibly stupid. I feel that was a good way to spend my time.

though don't click on the longestjoke.com link at the bottom because it's a page that tries to get you to do something stupid involving viruses
or maybe that's the joke
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby mechamind » Thu May 12, 2016 12:16 am

Is it really a coincidence that I spent 42 minutes looking at the longest joke?
Enjl wrote:
The Thwomp King wrote: Should I be offended or proud? XD hahaha
oh my god did you just ping everyone again
http://www.supermariobrosx.org/forums/v ... 48&t=13185

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Metamorphizer » Thu May 12, 2016 12:58 am

Pseudo-dino wrote:Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Na.

I prefer sodium jokes.

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby underFlo » Thu May 12, 2016 4:44 am

Metamorphizer wrote:
Pseudo-dino wrote:Anyone want to hear a potassium joke?
K.
Na.

I prefer sodium jokes.
That exact same joke was literally made in the post before the one you quoted.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Waddle » Thu May 12, 2016 5:03 am

I'm starting to dislike sodium jokes
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Enjl » Thu May 12, 2016 6:33 am

Waddle Derp wrote:I'm starting to dislike sodium jokes
I think they're always good for some positively charged vibes.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MistakesWereMade » Thu May 12, 2016 3:11 pm

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