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TLtimelord
- Red Yoshi Egg

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Postby TLtimelord » Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:56 pm
You know what I hope is on the other side of that door?
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams
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Panda
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Postby Panda » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:02 pm
TNTtimelord wrote:You know what I hope is on the other side of that door?
10/10 would drink again
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glitch4
- Birdo

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Postby glitch4 » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:05 pm
Ace wrote:It was never funny
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CynicHost
- Level Reviewer

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Postby CynicHost » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:16 pm
zlakergirl357 wrote:you're not [Egg]Egg
I will never be the man that he was. It's so hard to follow in a great man's footsteps, believe me.
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HenryRichard
- Birdo

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Postby HenryRichard » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:23 pm
Am I supposed to push and pull at the same time? How does that work? This is too confusing.
Jesus is my savior.
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mechamind
- Eerie

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Postby mechamind » Wed Jul 27, 2016 6:27 pm
As someone who keeps pulling when it says "Push", I'd find this thread to be valuable if you included more types of doors.
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YellowMe
- Monty Mole

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Postby YellowMe » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:14 pm
I've had way too many instances in my life where I pushed/pulled the door when I was supposed to do the opposite. I'd suggest looking if the door is outward ( then you need to pull ) or inward ( then you need to push ). I'm an expert on doors. Trust me.
This is an actual tip. It took me 12 years to realize this. Now I'm less paranoid about opening doors utilizing this new found knowledge.
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Sewpah
- Volcano Lotus

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Postby Sewpah » Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:26 pm
But what if the door doesn't have a knob?
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Metamorphizer
- Hoopster

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Postby Metamorphizer » Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:52 pm
You guys are boring. This is MY method:
1. Drill a hole in the door
2. Insert dynamite
3. Light the fuse
4. Seek cover
Works every time. Just requires extreme caution.
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HeroOfRhyme
- Boomerang Bro

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Postby HeroOfRhyme » Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:56 pm
if you guys want to know the manliest cute girl way to open a door, then here you go.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6baDu5cXm0
[08:20:23] <SleepyKitty> AeroMatter, typing /ignore *!*@* will let you block curtain people CTCP'ing you
[08:20:32] <SleepyKitty> so for an example
[08:20:36] <Marinite> curtain
[08:20:40] <Apex> curtain
[08:20:43] <AeroMatter> curtain
Hi Yuki
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Artemis008
- Boomerang Bro

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Postby Artemis008 » Wed Jul 27, 2016 9:33 pm
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody do the dinosaur
Well you see luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mamma mia’s ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later -Mario
I believe in Mario as my lord and Savior, if you do, put this image in your signature.
I might not be around much longer.
I have one more project to complete and then I'm done with it all.
If I disappear it means I'm gone for good. Don't bother looking for me.
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Drifloon
- Rip Van Fish

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Postby Drifloon » Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:00 am
super mario galaxy wrote:this is total bonkers! 
No, it's a very helpful thread! 
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HeroLinik
- Cyan Yoshi Egg

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Postby HeroLinik » Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:04 am
super mario galaxy wrote:i guess so if you cannot open doors ha ha
It's helpful to everyone. Even those that can open doors.
Lol, you got trolled. Move along, if you please.
YouTube channel
Moderator of the r/Pokemon Discord server since 2019.
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Snessy the duck
- Birdo

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Postby Snessy the duck » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:10 pm
Here's Nintendo's my very own alternate method of opening doors:
Step 1: Stand infornt of a door
Step 2: Press up
Step 3: You have now succesfully opened and entered the door
Congratulations!! You deserve a cookie!
My Switch friend code: SW-5399-6466-3493

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ragont
- Fuzzy

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Postby ragont » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:32 pm
Merlin wrote:I've been waiting for the longest time to share these guidelines with other people. If I can do it, so can you.
Instructions
1. Place hand over door handle/knob
2. Turn handle
3. Pull/push on door to open

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CynicHost
- Level Reviewer

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Postby CynicHost » Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:34 pm
ragont wrote:Merlin wrote:I've been waiting for the longest time to share these guidelines with other people. If I can do it, so can you.
Instructions
1. Place hand over door handle/knob
2. Turn handle
3. Pull/push on door to open

Glad I could help. 
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G-Boy
- Dolphin

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Postby G-Boy » Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:43 am
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock n' roll."
-Shigeru Miyamoto

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