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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby cato » Sun Aug 25, 2019 9:52 am

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Sun Oct 13, 2019 6:06 am

Think of this more as a funny moment from my childhood than a joke, but screw it:

Back in US history class in my 8th grade year, my history teacher ask the class, "Okay, who said this famous quote, 'I will Return'?"

I raise my hand, and blurt out, "The Terminator! I pass!"

Everyone laughs, and my teacher replies, "He said, 'I WILL BE BACK', not 'I will return!'!"
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:48 am

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Danny wrote:
Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:49 pm
No creativeness.

Never released an episode anyway.

Never plan to right now, but maybe in the future.
Idunn wrote:
Thu Oct 15, 2020 9:26 am
That’s how evolution works, nothing disturbing about it.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:55 pm

A chess player says to Zeus "hey let's blitz"
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Aero » Tue Oct 27, 2020 4:54 am

What kind of room doesn't have doors?

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Enjl » Wed Oct 28, 2020 5:32 am

There were once 3 kingdoms that bordered the same lake. In the middle of the lake there was an island, and the 3 kingdoms had been fighting over it for years. No one seemed to be able to keep the upper hand for very long and no one had been victorious. The wars over this little island were very costly, but all 3 kingdoms wanted it because of its great beauty and resources.

Finally, the monarchs agreed to a way to settle the matter permanently. Each would send their knights and squires to the island and they would
fight it out. Whoever’s knights and squires won the day would keep the island forever.

One kingdom sent many knights and each knight had a few squires. The night before the battle, the knights polished their armor while the squires readied the weapons. When the armor was finished, the knights sat around the fire drinking.

The second kingdom sent more knights than the first and each knight had several squires. The night before the battle, the knights drank around the fire while the squires scurried about polishing armor and readying weapons.

The third kingdom only sent one knight and he had only one squire. While the squire polished armor and readied the weapons, the knight hung a single pot from the tallest branch of the tree and tied a rope with a loop at the end from another branch. Then the knight sat by the fire and drank while the squire kept working.

The fateful day came and all the squires came out to the battlefield. (The knights had stayed up too long drinking.) The battle was fierce. In the
end, only the lone squire from the third kingdom was left standing. Proving once again, the age old theorem:
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The squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MarioLover64 » Wed Oct 28, 2020 5:53 pm

Enjl wrote:
Wed Oct 28, 2020 5:32 am
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There were once 3 kingdoms that bordered the same lake. In the middle of the lake there was an island, and the 3 kingdoms had been fighting over it for years. No one seemed to be able to keep the upper hand for very long and no one had been victorious. The wars over this little island were very costly, but all 3 kingdoms wanted it because of its great beauty and resources.

Finally, the monarchs agreed to a way to settle the matter permanently. Each would send their knights and squires to the island and they would
fight it out. Whoever’s knights and squires won the day would keep the island forever.

One kingdom sent many knights and each knight had a few squires. The night before the battle, the knights polished their armor while the squires readied the weapons. When the armor was finished, the knights sat around the fire drinking.

The second kingdom sent more knights than the first and each knight had several squires. The night before the battle, the knights drank around the fire while the squires scurried about polishing armor and readying weapons.

The third kingdom only sent one knight and he had only one squire. While the squire polished armor and readied the weapons, the knight hung a single pot from the tallest branch of the tree and tied a rope with a loop at the end from another branch. Then the knight sat by the fire and drank while the squire kept working.

The fateful day came and all the squires came out to the battlefield. (The knights had stayed up too long drinking.) The battle was fierce. In the
end, only the lone squire from the third kingdom was left standing. Proving once again, the age old theorem:
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The squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
So
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pythagoean theorem
?

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Enjl » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:57 am

MarioLover64 wrote:
Wed Oct 28, 2020 5:53 pm
Enjl wrote:
Wed Oct 28, 2020 5:32 am
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There were once 3 kingdoms that bordered the same lake. In the middle of the lake there was an island, and the 3 kingdoms had been fighting over it for years. No one seemed to be able to keep the upper hand for very long and no one had been victorious. The wars over this little island were very costly, but all 3 kingdoms wanted it because of its great beauty and resources.

Finally, the monarchs agreed to a way to settle the matter permanently. Each would send their knights and squires to the island and they would
fight it out. Whoever’s knights and squires won the day would keep the island forever.

One kingdom sent many knights and each knight had a few squires. The night before the battle, the knights polished their armor while the squires readied the weapons. When the armor was finished, the knights sat around the fire drinking.

The second kingdom sent more knights than the first and each knight had several squires. The night before the battle, the knights drank around the fire while the squires scurried about polishing armor and readying weapons.

The third kingdom only sent one knight and he had only one squire. While the squire polished armor and readied the weapons, the knight hung a single pot from the tallest branch of the tree and tied a rope with a loop at the end from another branch. Then the knight sat by the fire and drank while the squire kept working.

The fateful day came and all the squires came out to the battlefield. (The knights had stayed up too long drinking.) The battle was fierce. In the
end, only the lone squire from the third kingdom was left standing. Proving once again, the age old theorem:
Spoiler: show
The squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
So
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pythagoean theorem
?
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Yes.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Aero » Thu Oct 29, 2020 5:25 am

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