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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:58 pm

To check your time zone, the clock will always be in the bottom right corner. (Unless you've moved it which is possible)

Then I think from there you can check your time zone (In Windows 10 I think you'd go into settings and mess around until your find a time option?)

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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby PixelPest » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:05 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:58 pm
To check your time zone, the clock will always be in the bottom right corner. (Unless you've moved it which is possible)

Then I think from there you can check your time zone (In Windows 10 I think you'd go into settings and mess around until your find a time option?)
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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:02 am

Alright.. Sorry

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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby Mr Boboo » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:46 pm

A scientist and his assistant walk into a bar.

The scientist asks the bartender for some H2O. The assistant asks for water, and tells the scientist that he can just say water, since they're not in the lab right now.

The scientist frowns. His murder plot has failed.
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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:47 pm

I don't get the murder plan behind this XD

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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby TheHazmatGuy » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:25 pm

Me neither. Probably because i'm a 13 year old idiot.
Its probably some science concept i'll understand when i'm older.
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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:24 pm

XDD

Here's a new pun:

What happens when you stab fabric

You'd KILT it

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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby smbx GaMERDoG » Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:05 am

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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:43 pm

are you talking to me? Because then no.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby 1di_Scroll » Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:07 pm

Julian annoys too much to Julius, so Julius said to Julian:

- You know count, Julian?

Then Julian answered:

- Of course

And Julius excalimed:

- Then don't count on me!

XD

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:38 pm

What does a frog do when it wants to hide? It uses an invisibility croak :P

Last one:

What does fashion do when it’s in a rush? It takes the runway

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby TheHazmatGuy » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:58 pm

One i used in the discord server.


"My mechanical level creation is going smoothly.
You could say its.. Going like clockwork!"
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:18 pm

WHYY XDD

I think I have a wind pun but.. Hmmm...

Idk.. :(

I think it blew away

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:58 pm

I did share this joke with the SMBX community in the past, but I'm gonna share with y'all again, Just for the members that wasn't around at that time:

Me and my friends where going on a nature hike, and after we all meet up at the end of the trail, 1 of my friends said he saw a Scorpion.

And I ask my friend, "Did the Scorpion tell you and your group 'GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!'"?

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:44 pm

I still don't uh.. Get it..

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Sat Oct 27, 2018 6:18 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sat Oct 27, 2018 5:44 pm
I still don't uh.. Get it..
It's the famous catchphrase from Mortal Kombat. And there's a character named Scorpion.

I guess you haven't played MK yet
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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby Mr Boboo » Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:12 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:47 pm
I don't get the murder plan behind this XD
TheHazmatGuy wrote: Me neither. Probably because i'm a 13 year old idiot.
Its probably some science concept i'll understand when i'm older.

The joke is that he was supposed to say "I want some H2O too" which sounds like "H2O2." H2O2 is hydrogen poroxide and would kill you if you drank it.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Oct 27, 2018 11:42 pm

XD OH DANG

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby TheHazmatGuy » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:23 pm

Oh yeah, at school the day after, i told my friend the joke. he explained to me that it's a poison.
Thanks for the more in-depth explanation, though!
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:27 pm

Ok here's one:

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh XD

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