If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

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If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby Gobi » Thu May 03, 2018 9:17 pm

My mom would call 911 I think.


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for (prayers_to_God_strentgh = 1;prayers_to_God_strength<11;prayers_to_God_strength += 1) //set prayers_to_God_strength to 1 and as long as prayers_to_God_strength is less than 11 then increase prayers_to_God_strength by 1
{
  if (I_need_to_fight_back_against_the_intruder = true)
  {
    fight_back_then_call_the_cops = true;
  }
  else if (i_need_to_fight_back_against_the_intruder = false)
  {
    fake_sleep_and_in_my_mind_pray_to_God = true;
  }
}
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby smbx GaMERDoG » Thu May 03, 2018 10:57 pm

Shoot them with Æons of Death (ÆoD) weapons.
EDIT: Or even build a pile of Badniks with body-mounted BFG2704 to pester them.
EDIT2: Or even weird, Peanuts-ify them and teleport them to the Peanuts realm, so the Peanuts gang can beat them up and kill them.
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby glitch4 » Fri May 04, 2018 2:30 am

ask him to play SMBX

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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby Cedur » Fri May 04, 2018 6:12 am

an intruder couldn't even make it into my home

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Postby FireyPaperMario » Fri May 04, 2018 6:57 am

I'll go Mortal Kombat on the intruder's ass! 8-)
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby AndrewPixel » Fri May 04, 2018 9:03 am

I don't want to reply with a joke like the others did, I want to give a honest reply:
I'm fucked
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby Electriking » Fri May 04, 2018 9:07 am

Call the police
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby WildWEEGEE » Fri May 04, 2018 9:18 am

Threaten them with spoilers from Avengers Infinity War.


Or I could just take some of my deadly nerf darts that have a tack on the front and mow him down with a modded nerf gun lol.
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Postby Electriking » Fri May 04, 2018 9:23 am

WildWEEGEE wrote:Threaten them with spoilers from Avengers Infinity War.
What about spoilers from:
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby WildWEEGEE » Fri May 04, 2018 9:26 am

Electriking wrote:
WildWEEGEE wrote:Threaten them with spoilers from Avengers Infinity War.
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby Eri7 » Fri May 04, 2018 9:47 am

I will tell him my funny jokes until he passes out from laughing.

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Postby Snessy the duck » Fri May 04, 2018 9:56 am

I'd ask him if he wants to get laid
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Postby FireyPaperMario » Fri May 04, 2018 10:09 am

Snessy the duck wrote:I'd ask him if he wants to get laid
My prediction to Snessy asking the intruder if he wants to get laid:


Snessy the Duck Wins!!!! Sexuality!!!!*

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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby Oshi » Sat May 05, 2018 10:17 am

If a robber broke into my house, I would of course call the police, but I would probably also try to defend myself as well.

And while we are joking around in this thread I might also kill him with bias
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby GforGoomba » Sat May 05, 2018 11:35 am

Roundhouse kick him into orbit
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby Megar » Sat May 05, 2018 12:28 pm

tl;dr everyone says they'd do something cool when in reality they'd get the shit beaten out of them
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby Devan2002 » Sat May 05, 2018 12:50 pm

Home Alone style.
It's kinda sad to see that there aren't many episodes based on Link being the main protagonist. Hopefully I can see more in the future, because LoZ was one of my favorite franchises. ;)
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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby HackPlayer7 » Sun May 06, 2018 2:26 pm

cry while I get mutilated Scare them off with this phrase :

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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby zioy » Mon May 07, 2018 7:20 am

If it was just a burglar I'd just turn on lights because burglars generally don't stick around to get caught. If it was someone more threatening I'd most likely be screwed but depending on circumstances I might attempt to do something.

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Re: If an intruder came into your home how would you react?

Postby RSupertheGreat » Wed May 09, 2018 10:46 pm

Earthbound style. I would use my water bottle and flush at them or use one of my bug spray can. Or I would use a bat or a stick that can be use as a weapon and hit them with it. Then call the police.

In all actuality, they can't get in since I'm living in an appartment and the gate is infront of the door. Next to my "house" is my neighbor so they could probably do something. So it wouldn't likely happen. But if they somehow manage to get in my house, I would do the thing above.

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