Okay, so here's why this topic didn't work as well as it should have:
We have a crowd of people that decided to take this thread seriously and get offended over what was being presented in it, despite the fact that it was a joke. These people, for whatever reason, did not get the joke and/or took it personally. This includes everyone who got angry, as well as everyone who didn't get angry but tried to reason with the people who started this thread and/or prove them wrong.
And then we have the crowd of people that got angry back in defense of this thread. I get that it's frustrating but that's no grounds for you to disrespect users here.
All in all, this got out of hand and there are people from both sides who were in the wrong.