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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MistakesWereMade » Mon May 16, 2016 12:07 am

Zeldamaster12 wrote:Enough offensive jokes, jeez lol
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MECHDRAGON777 » Mon May 16, 2016 12:58 am

ProngoKingdom wrote:What does a sister have that a brother doesn't?

A brother.
Well, when a family has one girl and two boys, or two girls and two boys, then that joke is irrelevant and makes no sense.

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Ecruteak » Mon May 16, 2016 2:28 am

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby zlaker » Mon May 16, 2016 7:09 am

ProngoKingdom wrote:What does a sister have that a brother doesn't?

A brother.
>implying a family of two boys aren't brothers
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby ProngoKingdom » Mon May 16, 2016 7:14 am

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I should've been more specific then. Just forget it.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Mable » Mon May 16, 2016 7:16 am

Zeldamaster12 wrote:Enough offensive jokes, jeez lol
Why not delete them? I wouldn't bother if this topic is locked anyway soon

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Kitti and Minni » Mon May 16, 2016 6:34 pm

oh so its still alive, good i would hate to be in a grave yard.


What does a cell say when its relative steps on its toe? OW MY TOE SIS!!!!



baduntss. Its like my outerspace plant joke, a singulariTREE
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby PixelPest » Mon May 16, 2016 8:59 pm

Kitti and Minni wrote:oh so its still alive, good i would hate to be in a grave yard.


What does a cell say when its relative steps on its toe? OW MY TOE SIS!!!!



baduntss. Its like my outerspace plant joke, a singulariTREE
I feel really bad for you if you think these are funny

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MECHDRAGON777 » Mon May 16, 2016 9:34 pm

What: always runs, but never walks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never speaks?

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Imaynotbehere4long » Mon May 16, 2016 10:47 pm

MECHDRAGON777 wrote:What: always runs, but never walks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never speaks?
A river. Didn't even have to look that one up. (also this thread is for jokes, not riddles)
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MECHDRAGON777 » Mon May 16, 2016 11:09 pm

Imaynotbehere4long wrote:
MECHDRAGON777 wrote:What: always runs, but never walks; has a bed, but never sleeps; has a mouth, but never speaks?
A river. Didn't even have to look that one up. (also this thread is for jokes, not riddles)
That was said before the riddles thread was made!

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Kitti and Minni » Tue May 17, 2016 9:49 am

PixelPest wrote:
Kitti and Minni wrote:oh so its still alive, good i would hate to be in a grave yard.


What does a cell say when its relative steps on its toe? OW MY TOE SIS!!!!



baduntss. Its like my outerspace plant joke, a singulariTREE
I feel really bad for you if you think these are funny
I would feel bad, if I wasn't such a fan of sans the skelepun. Its quite a GRAVE situation for your idol to be dead, but it tickles my funny bone to by abnormal

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Zeldamaster12 » Tue May 17, 2016 10:53 am

I'm cringing.
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Zipper » Tue May 17, 2016 11:32 am

the funniest joke here is this entire thread's existence

seriously you guys

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby TLtimelord » Tue May 17, 2016 1:12 pm

What donyou call a good looking girl at Duke university? A visitor.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby ProngoKingdom » Wed May 18, 2016 12:57 pm

Friends Dan the Dunce and Harold the Hungry both strolled down the street together.

Harold's stomach rumbles, and he then notices Dan holding a bag of candy bars.

"Um, Dan, we're friends right?" Harold asked him.

"Well uh, sure." he replied. "Why do ya ask?"

"I was wondering if I could have a candy bar..." Harold said as nicely as he could.

"Hmm." Dan thought to himself. "How about... if you can guess how many candy bars are in this bag, I'll give them both to you."
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby WerewolfGD » Thu May 19, 2016 1:14 am

Zipper wrote:the funniest joke here is this entire thread's existence

seriously you guys
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby TLtimelord » Thu May 19, 2016 11:37 pm

Here's a joke in Spanish.

-Sabe íngles?
-Sí
-Como se dice "un zapato" en íngles?
-A Shoe
-Salud
-Gracias
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Metroidologist X7 » Sat May 21, 2016 1:02 pm

I have another joke in Spanish:

-¿Nivel de inglés?
-Alto.
-Traduzca “Elija un zapato”.
-Pick a shoe.
-Ahora úselo en una frase.
-¡Pick-a-shoe, impactrueno!
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby mechamind » Sat May 21, 2016 1:15 pm

Coincidentally, I'm planning to get a new pair of shoes today.

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