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Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 6:05 pm
by Valtteri
No more racist jokes.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 6:13 pm
by kinetism
http://unijokes.com/

you're welcome

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 7:11 pm
by Aero
Valtteri wrote:No more racist jokes.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?

The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup!"

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 9:46 pm
by ProngoKingdom
Can a match box?

No, but a tin can.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 10:41 pm
by MistakesWereMade
Where did Cindy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 2:45 am
by MECHDRAGON777
Enjl wrote:
SnifitGuy wrote:Once there was a man
that typed comments in lines of three.
I do not know why.
5-8-5? You messed up your haiku.
Maybe he forgot
that haikus are syllables
and not words in length
How do you give this
(a web page url that is now)
in a Haiku format?
http://writeahaiku.com/#

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 9:19 am
by Enjl
URL is 3 syllables :P

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 9:28 am
by SomeRandomGuy
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 10:12 am
by Mable
SomeRandomGuy wrote:Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just bc you copied this from the last page atill doesn't make it actually funny.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:38 pm
by SomeRandomGuy
Tinkerbell wrote:
SomeRandomGuy wrote:Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next".

Then, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just bc you copied this from the last page atill doesn't make it actually funny.
Honestly, I didn't read this topic, I just posted this. Didn't know someone already said that xD

I'll find a new joke then

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:44 pm
by SomeRandomGuy
Image

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 5:53 pm
by MistakesWereMade
What's the difference between Robin Williams and a cow?

You can't milk a dead cow

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 5:54 pm
by TheLordKhon
Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:05 pm
by SomeRandomGuy
TheLordKhon wrote:Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
That's quite nice of a reply you have there

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:54 pm
by Metroidologist X7
A doctor, an engineer, and a programmer were chatting about which of their jobs was the oldest one.

-Doctor: The Holy Bible says God created Eve with one of Adam's ribs. That was obviously an act of surgery, so the Medicine is the oldest job.
-Engineer: Yes, but before that, the Bible says God separated the order from the chaos. That was a perfect engineering act.
-Programmer: But how do you think God created the chaos?

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:55 pm
by Zeldamaster12
Enough offensive jokes, jeez lol

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:33 pm
by SomeRandomGuy
They aren't offensive, they're funny.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:42 pm
by Kitti and Minni
Is this topic still alive? I would hate to be talking to a corpse... that would be a grave thing to happen, wouldn't it?
But I wouldn't mind either, the users probably got BONE TIRED of chatting here. But that's just my point of view. I could be completely wrong and just be seen as a NUMBSKULL. But Thats kinda normal for me, im not exactly the one to fit in. I just kinda act like a spider in hotland, and HANG AROUND.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:58 pm
by Aero
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Re: Funny Jokes

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 9:38 pm
by ProngoKingdom
What does a sister have that a brother doesn't?

A brother.