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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MistakesWereMade » Mon May 23, 2016 11:31 pm

mechamind wrote:Coincidentally, I'm planning to get a new pair of shoes today.

(Sorry, but if Shrek spilled over into the political thread, I'm bringing some serious discussion here.)
>getting shoes
>serious

im sure this is as serious as the relevance of sjws in the world

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby mechamind » Tue May 24, 2016 12:30 am

Except that guys don't buy shoes because they want to. They do it because they're absolutely necessary for what's coming up (or if their old ones finally bite the dust).

Now shoe, fly!
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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MistakesWereMade » Sun May 29, 2016 5:26 pm

How does Robin Wiliams end a joke?

He doesn't, he leaves everyone hanging.

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Re: Funny Jokes

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby MistakesWereMade » Thu Jun 23, 2016 1:24 am

A muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?", the muslim replies "shots for everyone"

There were 50 gay people looking for some cock at a bar, but unfortunately all they got was some glock

How do you find out if a gay person is dead? Check the Pulse

Why can't muslims just obey the law? Don't they know that it's illegal to smoke fags indoors?

A muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting. Who said they couldn't integrate into american culture?


the internet banter is over so i figured i'd post these

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby TLtimelord » Thu Jun 23, 2016 3:30 am

Ok if nien can post that I'm posting this joke since it's all over DramaAlert videos.

What's the difference between keemstar and Hitler? Hitler knew how to kill himself.
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

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Re: Funny Jokes

Postby Shadow Yoshi » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:06 am

Aaaaaaaand that's the end of that.


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